My complexion is hardly relevant

A few things you should know about me:
I am definitely a mad girl with a blog. I also happen to be queen of a distant land but I won't give you any hints. BAZINGA! Coulson told me to keep it confidential. We don't want Budapest happening all over again after all. I am a writer and an explorer. I have traveled through Algaesia, Narnia and am beginning my journey to Middle Earth, bringing Merlin and Arthur with me along the way. Now pay attention, 007. Feel free to consult me. I'm not that busy. I only have all of time and space after all.

Today at the Disney Store

Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

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nochancemartian:

toukos:

what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon

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celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

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greekceltic:

centaurcentral:

“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

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ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

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